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C-Jump, Because There Are Few Things More Entertaining Than Programming
C-Jump is sweet because it fuses my two favorite pastimes: board games, and throwing stuff across the room. If you’ve ever tried to program something, and have it fail over and over and over again, no...
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E-Ink Watch: Nerdgasm Inducing Timepiece
New, over at at the little shop of wonders known as thinkgeek, one can find the e-ink based watch known cleverly as the “E-Ink Display Watch“. The E Ink technology used in this watch depicts digital...
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Laser-Guided Scissors Are Unnecessary, Accurate; Terrify Children
Nothing says,”put this next to your child’s head” quite like a laser-sight attached to a pair of blades. In an attempt to create cleaner, straighter cuts, the good folks over at thinkgeek have...
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Tic-Tac-Toe For Alcoholics is Awesome, Makes Room Spin
Finally, it seems that Brando has come up with a game aimed towards me, the unemployed alcoholic who spends most of their day trying to come up with new ways to stave off boredom while simultaneously...
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Awesome Enema
Forget clowns. Forget bounce houses. Forget chocolate fountains. Forget everything else you have ever considered to be good, clean fun. This is what a birthday party will need to be truly memorable....
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During a 2005 soccer match between Real Madrid and Villareal, 17 top of the line cameras were focused on cranial combatant extraordinaire Zinedine Zidane for the entirety of the game. The result is a...
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Chinese Electricute Wine, Make it “Older”. Next Stop: Gymnasts.
China’s burgeoning wine industry is now looking into technology that would allow them to artificially age wine, cutting a 20 year process of complex chemical reactions down to a 3 minute spin in some...
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Tentacle Grape: Soda for the Sick Bastards
Sick bastards everywhere rejoyce! “Mnemosyne LLC” has heard your cry, and has delivered to you a soda catered to your sick fetishes “unique tastes”. Tentacle Grape is here to grape you right in the...
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Miracle Berry: DIY Tastebud Confusion
Everyone’s favorite proprietor of things geeky, Thinkgeek, is now peddling a unique kind of ware. It goes by the name of Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets, and it is purported to cause things that taste...
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Wind-It Aims to Bolster Power Grid, Post-It Unavailable for Comment
Electrical transmission towers, those ugly monuments to our reliance on electricity, have been long overdue for an upgrade. As a part of Metropolis Magazine’s Next Generation Contest, designed to...
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